Call Ripley’s—I Graduated!

I can hardly believe it myself—I’ve finally joined the ranks of respectable laborers everywhere, able to hold high my hard-won diploma and wave it with tenacious determination! Gee, I almost feel like an adult.

So, now what?

More school? Get a haircut and get a real job?

Who knows?

Besides this milestone there’s been a lot of other happenings shaping my life-story of late, so if you can stomach those bone chilling tales of terror, dear reader, sally forth into the cryptic catalogue of calamitous comeuppance that reveals…

…Just What is up with the indelible Mr. E!?!?

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